I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

Anyone else thinking Firefly?

“This is not the Serenity you’re looking for”

A. The only thing worse than autoplay is autoplay with sound. I know I’m speaking to the choir, but seriously. Fuck autoplay.

Only because they’re not making a metric fuckton of money off of streamers yet.  If this guy was pulling in Dr. Disrespect levels of profit for Microsoft then things would have ended differently.  

He literally covered that in the article.

While it’s understandable and respectable that she chose resignation...

I got so attached to Cal (my typical online name and the name I use for all games begins with ‘Cal’ as well, so it was like they were all speaking to me, which was neat) and I was just dreading the end because I was just so sure that I was going to win and then be insta-murdered in the closing cinematic.

Probably.

McDonalds has the ability to pay out a lot more money than this Edwards guy. The judge could have ordered Edwards to pay out eleventy billion dollars but there wouldn’t have been the ability to collect. If the restaurant is owned by the family, not by Edwards, it’s more complicated to seize that as an asset. Hopefully…

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

And I'm not sure what the point was in him sharing it? A picture speaks for itself. Much like a joke, if you have to describe it and give all this context, then you have no point.

This isn’t milking it, this is Journalism, I personally can’t wait for the shit show at Blizzcon and I hope Kotaku reports on it.

Lol, I’m not American either, and I believe he (Trump) prefers God Emperor.

He did apologize, repeatedly, just not in this interview.
I dunno about anyone else, but I personally don’t expect him to apologize every time he speaks in public for the next 10 years.

Fat boy just bricked his drawers in that tweet. I love that actual fear has penetrated his shell of narcissistic ignorance for once.

December 20

It is completely different from going to the bathroom, you chud. Or did you completely missed that part?

Joule thief!

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.