If he tells the truth, he gets raked over the coals by his employer and the internet. If he lies, he gets raked over the coals by the internet.

Dying Light was not released in 2018, I’m so very sure of that.

Clearly, it only takes one.

There’s probably a good portion of people that don’t really even play the game, their goal is to bring the sub-reddit down, that’s their game.

Well, I suppose if your understanding of trans people comes from a movie made in the 90s...

He had a PS5 in 2017?  Working for Sony definitely has its perks I guess.

I would argue the one that needs a soul is the salesman that sold the original car.

I hold it against him for using it.  I would also hold it against him for not using it.  I’m so conflicted.

Keanu Reeves in an Matrix interview talking about fucking people in the virtual world seems totally on point.

I’ve never heard of abortion pill reversal before, but it sounds like they may as well advertise using the time stone to just undo all of it.

Agreed, I always pass my variables through a thesaurus before I put them in my code to avoid these unfortunate misunderstandings.

I remember playing this game before, it was like a fulltime job, but I already had one of those.

Ah, the ol’ here’s the raise you were promised and the firing you weren’t promised.  Classic.

Despite this, Halle Berry accepting her razzie was also pretty hilarious.

not having the self awareness to think about how this all looks (and stinks) is exactly why they’re in this mess.

you can be reasonably competent or you can be another Donald Trump -- you can’t have it both ways.

In the spirit of the original troll, the point is that “pretty much” and “literally” are distinctly different.

Do they play Avengers? cause that’s the really crux here.

Barring the off chance that someone uses the gamertag of “nobody” and plays this game.

Pretty sure Darth Vader had Han frozen as a dry run so that Luke wouldn’t die when he tried it on him.  Boba Fett just took him as is since it was convenient.