@Odin: God, what a nightmare. And what's worse is that anybody who "figures out how to make it work" will NEVER accept your simple, obvious solution. Ever.

@Timmy: I'm with you, Timmy. "Go to your room and don't come out until you can rip a DVD into a format that's playable on an iPhone 3G."

Use it as a dedicated GPS device in your car. (wait...does that require a cell signal?)

@englishman: I'm giving mine to my 3-year old baby sister. FINALLY I won't have to deal w/ her constantly wanting to use my phone. All the games on there are for her anyway and she knows how to play them all.

@jza103: I have a 3G, and it runs fine on that. Probably about the same on a first gen too.

@The-Ohio-Player: That's because there was nothing like it at the time. Dust that 64 off and play GoldenEye now? You'll slit your wrists. How did we ever play FPSs w/o a second thumbstick?