I hope Neil Gorsuch can’t sleep. I hope he tosses and turns all through the night, gets up and wanders around his house every few hours, and stares out of his living room window.

Talk about “impostor syndrome.” He’s probably the highest serving, most important, but least deserving man in American politics since . . .…

I disagree. Everyone agrees he’s a talented guy, but he phoned this one in. We’ve been seeing him perform for years, we know he can put on a show. If he had brought out the other NSYNC guys for a couple of songs, that’s what we would all be talking about. Or if, like most recent halftime shows, he had brought in a…

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.

We never did get our one testicle.

Something that can’t get lost in the discussion of this ho-hum performance is just how bad the wardrobe choices were. Timberlake looks so good in a (regular, non-camo) suit - why would you do this to him?!? Why would you do this to all of us??? The color pallet with the back-up dancers didn’t help anything, either.

HOW IS THERE ONLY ONE DIP!?

you inspired me to make this and it was very difficult bc realistically 99% of the cast is chaotic evil

Is it weird that almost every time I stand up anywhere, I throw my arms up and arch my back like a gymnast on a dismount and whisper, say, or yell (depending who’s in the room)“PERFECT 10!”? Getting off the couch, desk chair, a bar stool, out of the car, I guess with the exception of the toilet (that would be really…

It’s purely gaslighting. She works hard to curate her public image to be some sort of hybrid Martha Stewart, Gwyneth and Gloria Steinem, when in reality, she’s just her dad in a prettier package.

I’d rather see her in White Bear, but I’m a bit cruel tonight.

She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

#SunglassesWhoWork

None of that outfit works. It’s tacky as all hell.

Those sunglasses don’t work on her.

On one hand what the fuck.

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

Smorgas all the way. Fight me in the comments.

WaPo’s got you covered for the golf one:

I’m pretty sure she’s being sarcastic. She’s a sarcastic kind of gal