He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

You just know he tosses tic tacks instead of rice.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

I know it seems high. But 538 has been tracking his approval rating and comparing it to every president since Truman. The only one close to as unpopular as Trump (within five points) is Ford after pardoning Nixon. Clinton was close (eight points higher).

May I point to a document that will brighten your day?

We’re going to need a bigger bag.

the whole studio audience will be shady men in sunglasses recording video with their phones making mysterious phone calls and deny everything.

This may help her finance more Scientology episodes, win/win

Is this really such an awful thing if it means we get more Leah Remini? I mean, yeah, someone is getting fired but... c’mon, Leah Remini.

The word is ‘fremdscham’, and they make me feel it, I fucking cringe to death.

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel SUPER FUCKING SQUIRMY watching these people sing while doing their ‘I’m doing the appropriately emotional face now’ faces? I can’t fucking stand it. I might like their music if I never saw them singing it.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

I am HERE for Lala in this (and most) situations. Go get em girl.

I’ll stick with Claws for my gulfcoast drama, thank you.

I don’t want to watch another show about a bunch of entitled brats who think they’re somehow relevant because their father has money. I have the Trump kids for that.

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.

Yeah, he was NPR this morning, talking about how he kept this book a secret and chose to ignore his advisors and publish it before he is up for re-election. It was respectable interview.

God this feels like one of those never ending Martin Socrcese movies

MTV is working on “a massive studio facing Times Square” “in the hope of capturing the old magic.”