I think the thing that’s different about the Skimm, for better or worse, is that it takes that fluffy tone and applies it to serious news articles. When Cosmo covers, say, rape on campus, it doesn’t use the same tone as it does for the best bikini for the season.

Haters gonna hate, but I’m gonna buy a ticket to this.

Yeah, I was debating whether it would be too obvious to even post the quote.

Dammit I was too slow!

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I wonder if they thought “Man In The High Castle” was very successful so alt history stuff might be hot right now?

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

I love how Jimmy Carter is building houses at the age of 92 (after collapsing due to dehydration) at the same time this guy needs a break from being President.

Someone pointed out that he has not tweeted out any well-wishes to President Carter, but he managed to pimp Bedminster.

Yes. It is a conflict. But, apparently, such things don’t matter anymore to the GOP congress/senate . I assume such a point of view will continue in 2020 when a DEM is elected.

Saturday Night Social hosted by Trump’s flabby ass.

Just sitting here waiting for SNS, and I get Trump’s ass instead.

Ethics/conflict of interests violations are for losers. Sad!

A lot of people were really concerned about adoptions...

This assumes that Trump has a clue about modern slang.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”