I live really close to here -it’s worth saying:

Full sincerity here; we’ll miss you and your writing here. I’m continually sad to see so many brilliant writers leaving this place, but I understand. It’s tough watching this place get slowly defanged and made increasingly mainstream and Voxian, but damn if you all aren’t magnificent at what you do.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Trump will negotiate her return from the Japanese. No worries.

Yeah it reminds me of how gross Eric Trump’s wife had a baby shower a few weeks ago, and the median age of guests (politicians, conservative media types, and probably a duck dynasty asshole or two) was reportedly about 50.

Here in Toronto I met a member of the Getty family who had the largest stereo system I’ve ever seen coupled with a god awful taste in music. I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt. Lastly I smoked copius amounts of hash in Israel with a Hearst.

I volunteer as tribute. My liver can take a lot and I’m willing to die trying.

Getting fired or laid off. It’s a crash course in proactivity vs. reactivity and collecting unemployment will really force you to create a budget. Not to mention it could also help steer you in the direction of a passion you’ve been putting off.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

2004-2009 was my ONTD everything.

I don’t generally find myself agreeing with Lindsey Lohan, but she’s right about Paris.

I had no idea Matt was so young (and I always assumed the creator was a woman) and I’ve been reading his tumblr for a very long time. I really miss the glory days of Lindsay and Paris getting out of cars, legs akimbo and free-vaginaing it. Celebs getting arrested all over the place. T-MOBILE SIDEKICKS. Also the perfect…

I still mourn the death of Millihelen and Kitchenette every single day.

Keep Austin? Weird.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

Keep Austin Weird At All Costs

A nasty old word salad with tomatoes and marshmallows and whatever leftover junk you have in the fridge.

This is harassment.

.. Are you fucking kidding me?! You do realize the “funny magnifying glasses” save peoples lives EVERY DAY?? If you want to get on them for selling products/medicines, fine, but do NOT lump melanoma checks into your hate.

Signed,
Someone whose stage 3A melanoma that was in 2 lymph nodes was found because of a “snake…