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The animated title at the top just killed me. I am dead.

I’m also living the large calf life! I can only do skinny jeans if they’re super stretchy. And even then the only way I can get them off is by laying on my back and tugging with all my might, flailing around like a turtle that fell over.

Haha! Truth! They’re all too embarrassed to carry around a fun handbag. Where else are they gonna put their sunglasses and gum?!

Here’s why I think men, especially middle aged men, cling to wearing cargo shorts. The added bulky side pockets on the legs of a cargo short help to even out the bulk in their mid section above the shorts. If they have to wear a t-shirt or polo with the straight leg chino type shorts, the stomach - which isn’t as flat

You’re not alone. I’m in my mid 30s and do literally every single one of these things. I’m not even that vain. My main goal is to be spry in my 80s, and all of these steps will help.

Agreed. Britney has such a pure heart. God, I love her and care about her well being more than a complete stranger should.

Shit, I’m emotional unstable every time I hear “House That Built Me.” I can’t imagine singing it out loud.

As a LA person, I just scrolled through all the comments to see if anyone would stick up for The Abbey. I agree! It’s very much still considered a cool spot to party. Also their brunch is fab!

I love that song! I remember once packing to move out of an apartment while listening to Marquee Moon on repeat. So soothing. Now adding it to my hiking playlist. :)

I once ran to “Close Your Eyes” by Run the Jewels on repeat for 6 miles. That song gives me LIFE!

100% agree from the first to the (perfectly written) last sentence.

who?

“Kim Kardashian’s use of Snapchat to go Battle of Yorktown on Taylor Swift’s ass”

I love Juliet! Have you listened to any of her pods on Channel 33? I want to love them, but I feel like none of them are as great as “Right Reasons.” Sigh.

I genuinely believe the whole “Tom and Arianna aren’t sleeping together” storyline only worked because of Arianna’s fantastic deadpan reactions to Kristin’s craziness. Maybe Arianna is actually a good actress after all? We know she takes improv comedy “very seriously.” ;)

I’m right there with you! After seeing only one episode in season 3, I went back and bought EVERY episode on Amazon. What is wrong with me/us?!!! #obsessed

I’m excited too! I just looked it up - it’s on ABC. :)

In case you want to dive into that theory, here are the Buzzfeed articles everyone is talking about:

Alto Sax in the hoooouse! BTW - I love how many replies you are getting, Waffles! Mad love to all my band geeks. :)

Freeway! YESS!!!