Maru!!!!

Rather than sue, these guys should just start sending some letters from the Watcher. That usually keeps people away from houses.

God, I love Leslie Hall. Now I have go watch Tight Pants/Bodyrolls. #nationaltreasure

I would totally rock the light peach colored ruffle that’s on the flowery dress. It looks so romantic and chic. Added bonus: I feel like the ruffle would force me to keep my chin up and help me from slouching. And who doesn’t love ergonomic neck wear?

Whenever I’m picking up soap or deodorant for Mr Tots, I just get the one with the dumbest name. He’s currently using a body soap that’s “Swaggy” scented.

Me too!

Filed to: MO MONEY MO DOG BOWLS

This made me laugh so hard! Bravo!

Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that.

I didn’t get into my #1 school either. But I didn’t drag anyone to court over it. Instead I busted my ass at the state school that accepted me, and then transferred to my dream school 2 years later. That rejection letter taught me to work for my ultimate goals, and I seriously believe it made me a better person.

Am I the only one who assumed The Shallows was a bio pic about that surfer girl who lost her arm to a shark? Side note: That surfer girl now has a baby! Good for you, surfer girl!

I love Gary Janetti & Brad Goreski. I used to watch “It’s a Brad, Brad World” just to see Gary pop in for 30 seconds, say something hilarious, then leave. Fingers crossed that Brad wears jaunty shorts to the ceremony!

Not that Kiki did a bad job, but man, Elizabeth Banks would have KILLED IT as Mary-Jane. I would love to see that screen test.

For the love of Xenu, hasn’t Joey Potter been through enough?! The last thing Joey Potter needs is for this to go public. It would just lead to those squirrel people pulling a Dawson and creep through her window.

OMG! Yes! That was nuts!

This made me laugh so hard!

I’m a huge fan of this podcast, and will impersonate Karina Longworth’s voice when I want my words to sound important and haunting.

Meanwhile, I hum the lines “Dumps like a truck, truck, truck” about once a week.

More importantly, did he also hate that terrible song?

This turning into a legal battle would be a Dirt Bag dream come true!