So, it’s wrong when a cop assumes any African-American is a bad actor, but OK for you to assume that all cops are bad. Hypocrite.

“It was horrible.”

(refs call charging on you even though the brick wall was clearly in the restricted circle)

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

This is truly disgusting. Sandstorm should never be played anywhere, much less on national television.

“Can you get a pile of guns?”

I think people are getting confused with which side is flat

That’s a righty club. The club face is pointing the the left of the picture.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

“I have sex with Gisele. All the time. Thanks for four extra weeks of sex with Gisele.

Would be interesting to see Texas argue against the Death Penalty for the first time

didn’t your Prime Minister fuck a pig?

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

virgin monitor (patent pending)