I think people are getting confused with which side is flat

That’s a righty club. The club face is pointing the the left of the picture.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

“I have sex with Gisele. All the time. Thanks for four extra weeks of sex with Gisele.

Would be interesting to see Texas argue against the Death Penalty for the first time

didn’t your Prime Minister fuck a pig?

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

And sometimes with one another.

virgin monitor (patent pending)