i have to say, as a non American I find it really odd that the "she chose to get pregnant" bit gets thrown around so much in a country that fails to provide safe, affordable access to abortion or birth control.

while I personally LOVE involvement from other people like that (seriously, it affirms my belief in humanity), I know a lot of moms whose stranger danger alarms would be on blast from that. Sadly.

also him singing the theme song from America's Funniest Home Videos as the national anthem... Dead

By the end of the season I thought Titus was the absolute star of the show. His delivery is so fucking good, he's a gifted physical actor and truly a hilarious character. Agreed also about Carol Kane, she is SO naturally funny I was thrilled to see her on this show.

i shaved the entire left side of my head after my son was born and damn it felt good. Do it

best flavours (earl grey!) and leaves NO buildup on your lips if you're a frequent applier (like i am).

best flavours (earl grey!) and leaves NO buildup on your lips if you're a frequent applier (like i am).

OK starting again in old age is officially my new plan

Yes yes yes this is my life

A+++++++++ for descriptions of injuries sustained

i came here for this

I was just thinking this myself

i was beginning to think I was the only person who hated those stupid headbands. Wtf is the appeal, they don't have hair that needs holding back. But

THANK YOU

this image is powerful and devastating.

MM saved me. Edibles are your friend, vaping is your friend. Professionals will help you find the right strain to prevent things like paranoia. Do it for yourself.

I swear getting that good stuff into you while drunk helps with the hangover. Before going to shows i always leave two advil and a glass of water next to the bed. Leave drunk, inevitably pound a huge poutine on the way home, remember the advil before passing out.

you've got to find a different strain, my friend

this. When I needed a makeup overhaul I went in with a general idea of the products I needed and let them do my makeup so we could get the colours just right and I could learn the proper techniques. Now all I have to do is go in with the empty containers when I need new stuff.. Easy and (now) effortless.

damn I want that job

Went years without touching the stuff, until I got pregnant. Then it was 2 litres A WEEK. TO MYSELF. It was uncontrollable. dear god