That's exactly what my dad got my mom. This was before the West African blood diamond explosion, of course, and was because De Beers and Apartheid, but same idea. She still wears it sometimes despite their decade+ of estrangement and eventual divorce. 'Cuz, you know, sapphires are pretty. He also bought it well…

Glad to help! Feel free to send any other questions my way.

Yeah, but how much better are you than the people who are smug because they got bigger diamonds than other people?

Prepare.

Everything's spot on except the part about platinum. We have literal tons of platinum, but not figurative tons of platinum.

When I was a cashier in grocery store, it was always so interesting to me to see which items were covered by food stamps and which weren't. Sometimes it really made no sense. Like why was peppermint tea covered but chamomile not? Tea is tea. How is it taxed differently? I don't get it. The items covered by WIC were…

I lived in that town for a number of years. I would make monthly 3+ hour trips off the reservation to buy groceries. The food selection in the border towns is significantly better and cheaper. Many people couldn't afford to do that and it is shameful how that store takes advantage of that fact.

Ironically, I'd rather drink liquid laundry detergent than drink Mountain Dew.

It's not specifically because it's inexpensive, though — it's because it's damaging to health.

Hm, I'm thinking of those who are only interested until she reciprocates, at which point they start to rewind and deny.

SO MUCH FUN! Since you'll have the setup and supplies, plant some basil. It clones really beautifully, too. I have amazing fresh basil year round thanks to growlights and a heat mat , as well as salad greens and other yummy stuff when i'm feeling ambitious.

This dude didn't even start saying shit to me until after we slept together. It was when, after he AGREED to the exclusivity I wanted, he told me "upfront" about another date he wanted to go on then turned into a whiny manchild when I got...not even mad, just like "dude, that is not what we agreed to and not what I'm…

You get pot AND a new hobby? Everything is coming up Milhouse!

Because I know my son's friend (since he was 5) and he really doesn't want that kind of party. That is why I am asking for suggestions.

Yeah, last guy who "clearly communicated" to me that he never wanted a relationship told me he thought he was falling in love. Super clear communication, man! Why was I so silly???

I converted all of my CD's to MP3's and sold all the CD's on Craigslist for $300.00.

Really? You think the network that brought us Tosh.0 would monitor this. Hell, they would love this to "blow-up" because they'd love the publicity.

I'm explaining the widespread impulse, and it's root cause. I would venture exactly none of these guys know why they do the things they do.

Ari Shaffir is the same guy who said in his act that having cerebral palsy is like being "king of the retards." He's just straight up human garbage and he uses "edgy" tangents with no punchline to try to distract from the fact that he's just not funny.

I mean, sure, people have the right to refuse. That wife or girlfriend might not want to continue the relationship but i don't think anyone is obligated to perform a sexual act.