Maybe the guy just really really likes bananas.

1996 feels like yesterday.

I mean there might be some truth to the argument, but I’ve never seen it applied for any purpose other than what you describe.

Samantha Bee did a segment where she met with some Trump supporters. The ones she met were actually college educated* and - aside from their inexplicable support for Trump - seemed reasonably intelligent. Maybe things just aren’t that simple. Certainly nobody’s going to persuade anybody to reconsider their views by…

This is the first time I’ve ever seen it. You could be right. It also seems like a good option for a small person with great acrobatic skill but limited upper body strength to take down a larger opponent.

How do you differentiate the idiots from the smart people then? Everybody thinks they’re one of the smart ones. And if you set limits or caps, it’s not unlimited data anymore.

What fun is it if you don’t treat the victim as a criminal.

Sexual assault victims are unreasonable for wanting justice.

Why bother with the bread?

Sounds just like something Jesus would say.

I just got tired of fielding calls from smart phone users who demanded everything for nothing. This one guy no shit wanted me to give him the latest iPhone one year in to his 2 year contract and put him on a plan with enough data to stream to his smart TV thru a mobile hot spot, and at the same time REDUCE his bill.…

Unlimited data used to be the norm when Blackberries were all the rage. Then everybody decided they wanted to watch feature length movies on their phones and not bother to learn how to connect to wifi.

The guy was convicted. Please stop peppering every mention of his proven crimes with variations of “allege” and “allegation.” He did it.

If you had a thousand people with a thousand individual devices connecting to your home wifi router to stream Youtube and Netflix, stretching your bandwidth to the limit, would you charge them for it?

He wasn’t tried and convicted, so the news media can’t say he did it.

What I was taking away is don’t bum rides from people who just got done tying you up and punching you repeatedly in the face.

Is that on Netflix?

Your horse is cute.

I don’t know. Both of those islands look like they’re already pretty crowded.

It’s never been considered okay rape kids. That’s why Polanski’s been on the lam this whole time.