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Look here! Right after I raped her somebody asked her if we were “intimate” and she said no! What more proof do you need?

Alan Rickman in Die Hard:

So this is a February tradition I take it.

Something about bad guys, we’ve always got to tell ourselves they have small dicks and no balls. Like that’s what matters.

The internet foot fetishists are going to be all over that tweet.

Christians don’t read the bible.

To the evangelical vote, most of whom take a very literal view of the truth of the Bible,

The thing with Trump is he talks so much shit about everybody when he tries to make a legit case about the legit issue of Cruz being a cheating slimeball it just sounds like more of the same. It’s like the boy who cried wolf.

No.

This may be why single women’s votes are skewing towards Bernie Sanders rather than Hillary Clinton. Though Clinton has long championed causes that are important to unmarried women (like early childhood education and healthcare reform), Sander’s aggressive progressiveness and economic stances have become increasingly

He’s got his terminology backwards. People who get married for the tax breaks and insurance benefits are “gaming the system.” Unmarrieds just living together are “living in sin” - they’re not really getting anything out of it besides the shared expenses.

“We just got an army of people who—and many women who left their kitchens...”

People AND women came out to support him.

We’ll see if this makes the front page.

It’s cute when boys do it though.

I don’t see how Lovato’s rant is any different in sentiment than the tweet from that guy in tweet-beat yesterday that was getting all the kneeslaps.

What bugs me is how each page is two photos that look like they should line up and be one photo and they don’t.