He choked her.

His victim was a hooker. Here’s an example how accepting payment is not consent.

Oh but she recanted so it never happened - if you read the comments by the dipshits at Gawker.

Hell yes we can!. We’d have to expand it to cable though, because we don’t really have network stars like we used to.

I’m surprised the fact that he didn’t see a problem with women having no constitutional protections didn’t make this list.

Same with the bible.

I’d be cool with that if only the dicks who attacked women got stomped but that’s not how it works.

Out of a million refugees? Yes 70 is a small number.

I didn’t even know about that. It helps if you promote things.

I hope so.

White guys have no originality. One of them comes up with a decent idea and the rest of them spend the next several decades running that idea into the ground and beating it to dust.

When are we going to bring back the big dumb variety show? I miss those dopey bastards.

Kim is a Korean name.

He’s okay but I don’t get the squee.

My gut tells me the cause of Scalia’s “heart attack” was autoerotic asphyxiation.

This I don’t understand. Some stranger taking photos of me is invading my privacy. That’s a reason to get angry. Somebody just talking or texting or browsing on their phone while standing in line, I don’t see the problem.

A massive upgrade on Bush II is damning Obama with faint praise.

This is what I’ve said and people don’t remember.

A full cup of Grape Nuts with milk would feel like you swallowed a 10lb brick. I probably couldn’t eat the rest of the day. That stuff expands.

I always felt that about the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold your Hand.” Like really? That’s the big hit defining song? There’s so much better stuff.