I had a male roommate who kept using my unscented deodorant and leaving armpit hairs in it. So I bought the lady’s unscented deodorant with pink flowers on the tube and he finally bought his own unscented deodorant.

Lady Rogaine, I recently confirmed, is $5=10 more than “regular” Rogaine and contains half the active ingredient. But the “regular” (ie men’s) Rogaine brandishes a stern warning that women are NOT to use it for some unstated reason. I imagine they’d break out in penises all over their heads.

English is my first language and it took me a minute too. Joke is there is no joke. It just goes all over the place and ends up nowhere.

Why does anybody need to know what you would do?

Jesus what are they eight years old?

What prison reform and education and health care has to do with foreign policy I have no idea. Also the ACA is pretty new. The “establishment” democratic party is working on making our health care system more efficient - within the system we actually have in the real world where Congress threatens to shut down the…

If you support policies that prevent the need for abortions, like reality-based sex ed, a generous welfare program for mothers of infants and small children, and treating birth control like the important preventative medicine it is ... well even then you’re going to have some abortions.

There’s a lot of cultures where people regularly live with their parents until they get married and sometimes even after. It’s not a bad idea economically if you don’t drive each other nuts.

If you’re waiting 15 minutes to place your drink order just get up and go to another restaurant.

Yeah it’s not in the Bible, so it’s not any kind of religious belief. That’s just how they rationalize it.

I’m getting less conciliatory about how great both candidates are.

The DNC seems pretty committed to Clinton. The RNC keeps trying to promote alternatives to Trump, like Cruz and Rubio, and and they keep getting crushed.

I want to see a person standing in it for perspective. I’m having a hard time believing the table and chairs.

There’s some people who were looking forward to telling everybody they feel abortion is immoral but are gracious enough to allow it. Sorry to harsh your buzz, kids.

Why don’t you tell us all the things you do so we can enumerate which we feel are immoral. Aren’t you dying to know what we think?

“Sure I’ll benev0lently allow your abortion but I’ve got to make sure everybody knows I feel it’s immoral, even though it’s not a decision I’m even making right now.”

I had to get a root canal once. I wasn’t thrilled to get a root canal but I was glad it was an available alternative to yanking a whole tooth or living in pain.

To be honest I’m not sure I’d turn down the peanut butter caramel funky fritos.

People who say things like, “I personally think abortion is wrong but I’m prochoice” I feel are just doing another form of antichoice moral showboating. That’s all any antiabortionism is really; putting on a show and letting everyone know who (you wrongly think) you’re better than.