Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

We still have a plethora of peppers and tomatoes from the garden. I look out the kitchen window and feel exhausted just looking all those ripe/ripening tomatoes. But I made a delicious pasta sauce with three kinds of sauteed peppers, broccoli, and a quick fresh tomato sauce. I took a picture of the pasta dish, but I’m…

PREMATURE EJACULATION IS NOT FUMBLING!!

It’s almost like Trump isn’t very smart. 

He’s freaking the fuck out over them not using the apostrophe after his “liddle” insult?

Don’t you really use an apostrophe when you shorten a word, not replace letters in them?  Like changing “little” to “lil’”.  The fact that he gets hung up that is not surprising but yet amazing.

His problems will be anything but Liddle when the House votes for his impeachment. 

He’ll settle in just fine. Years from now, people will use “The Old 6ix9ine Ranch” as a local landmark.

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

“Bitch saw a black face and that police training kicked in. Shoot now, lie about it later.”

Duder not to nitpick but you don’t need to describe Ellie as a “young queer woman” I’m a lesbian and the best thing you can do for gays is to not let that define us even if we have partners ya know? Like you don’t need to describe JD Fenix as a young Angelo Saxton cismale he’s just some guy, like “it” not mattering is…

Putting aside the fact that polygraph tests are useless pseudo-scientific bullshit, why the fuck did the guy who was called a fag take one? Was there a claim that he had tweeted the slur at himself? 

I know, right?  When E. coli in spinach makes a lot of people sick, it’s usual to pull it from the shelves for a while and recall whole batches.  And you don’t see a bunch of bloggers going, “Stop the spinach panic! I have been eating spinach for six years and I’m fine.”

Honestly, the reaction to the Vape “panic” is a legitimate and reasonable reaction - something is shown to be correlated to making a bunch of people sick, and places decide to stop selling it until more information is known. That is a very sane reaction.

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”

This also makes me wonder if Dave Chappelle has the same cringey feeling he had when he quit his show when White people were laughing at him and he lost control of his jokes. This is what his new material gets him. These are his fans.

The thing does have d-rings for anchor attachments. It says it’s also easy to pull the tent structure apart should the need arise. Not sure I’d want to have to try and figure that out while water is filling the tent though.

I really can’t think of any scenario where this would work out - did they do any product testing at all?   You’d think the beta test responses would have been just a whole lot of NOPE.  

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”