Nobody actually said this. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

For myself, I just can’t watch an oval race, no matter what kind of vehicle is used.

More room for me!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

You are not an intelligent person and no one values anything you have to say.

But don’t you see it’s because we love it that we must kill it.

I agree with you on most points but the swap to docx and xlsx and such was due. The existing formats were getting feature stagnant pretty rapidly, and it wasn’t just an arbitrary format shift to get people to buy a new one. The switch to XML formatting made them generally lighter and more efficient, easier to recover…

Managing expectations for this team is like having a two year old. I know you’re going to shit your pants today but if you can manage to keep most of it in your diaper and off the walls we can call that a success. 

lol, fuck em.

You’re going to be a lot more fun two years from now as you regale us with all the reasons you voted for Donald Trump.

Because I’m cynical, I’m convinced that Katy Perry will face zero consequences for this and it won’t affect her feminist cred in the slightest, just like how Mariah Carey faced zero consequences for sexually harassing and verbally abusing her (now former) security guard.

He declined to go to the strip club with her - the pantsing happened in public at a roller rink during someone’s birthday party. Reading comprehension, bruh.

Exactly.  Children do it.  It’s never funny.  It’s beyond humiliating.  You can’t even pretend it didn’t happen, cause it happened in front of everyone.  It’s a strong contender for Shittiest Thing Ever.  

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

“Please respect their process and privacy.”

I think Emily is pointing out that Miley’s marriage isn’t anything special because people, Dietrich in particular, have been living in different arrangements while married since forever. Miley’s interpretation of her own marriage being beyond our comprehension is silly.

I thought it was a real treatment procedure that’s only available to millionaires, but turns out it’s just another scam like the ones pushed by Goop or Oprah. Thank you for this.

I love the fact that the day she announces her split, there are 100's of “paparazzi” photos of her making out with Carter. On the heels of that interview as well. 

The underlying issue is people who claim food allergies and don’t actually have them have caused many people to roll their eyes at genuine allergy sufferers. I suffer from a stone fruit sensitivity, not a full blown allergy, but I have had anaphylactic episodes related to it. My mom refused to believe it until I…