Uno is a goddamned card game.

You are thinking of Monopoly the wrong way. It isn’t a board game, as much a precursor to domestic violence:

Laura is wrong!

Missing:

My fiance doesn’t play games with me anymore because I’m “too competitive”

Friday time-killers, ranked.

Laura, get ready for the Settlers of Catan weirdos who will now spend the weekend telling you that you’re wrong.

Badminton, even at a drunken backyard level, can work the cardio and the muscles.

So your point is that they would come up with the markedly better headline?

I would click that link.

Not bad for a couple of girls. I usually have trouble standing after only 17 shots.

If she wasn’t trans they wouldn’t care. If the story was white dude assaults female superior, gets pissed again and releases classified information, the headline would read: Toxic Masculinity in Military Leads to Dangerous Data Dump.

Calling Manning a “whistleblower” is objectively a lie.

Oh FFS...I know that nuance is a terribad thing, but can we at least take a fucking stab at it?

This is the internet. We don’t do nuance, subtlety, or middle ground.

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.