Thank god they blurred out their faces. Very stupid thing to do but they are minors where stupid lives.

“Bill Simmons’s writing is smug and self-important”

Andrelton Simmons, (take alert) best defensive shortstop of all-time, has not won a Gold Glove since 2014.

Dear Players,

Dear Players,

While 18 agents may sound like a lot, it really is not. To begin with you would need to have a leave/sick leave pool, say 2 agents allowed to be on leave or sick at a time (buddy getting married next week, too bad Frank and Jim already asked for that weekend off to go their kid’s soccer game). You would also need the…

The majority of federal agencies provide protective details to the heads of their agency. Special Agents from those agencies are all trained and expected to serve on the protective detail either in a permeant or temporary status when assigned. Every agency pulls agents from investigations to perform protective work,…

Popular Crime is excellent.

Honestly, it depends on what you mean by substantial. Because liberals love locking people up and shouting about over-incarceration in the same breath. 3 months, if she’s guilty.

Didn’t Lamar Odom wolf down a nauseating amount of sugar, too?

Dwight seems like the kind of guy who walks into a room and says “you guys weren’t saying anything bad about me, right?” then jokingly punches the guy in the arm and says “hah, just fucking with you. I knew you weren’t.”

Will the cycle of police violence never end?

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

I think this is a record for the shortest time before a Deadspin article becomes irrelevant

Deadspin claims “coincidence” as Bud Norris makes relief appearance at the same time article is posted.

I hope we can just skip to the part where he tells me about another group of people that were “just doing their job”

So, to get this straight.. in your perfect world, someone who does something either immoral/unethical deserves no due process and fair trial given?

We do realize that lawyers represent their client’s interests without regard to how they might feel about any given issue, yes? I defend a lot of companies and causes that I don’t personally have much sympathy for, because it is my job to do so, and the system is premised on the idea that everyone is entitled to…

It’s a win-win-win-win. You have a chance to play it through, you have the chance of winning, you have the chance of killing 8 other random people, and you have the chance of never finding 8 other people to play with.