As to your first question, that second quote you put up there was my explanation.

There is absolutely no reason a first grade boy/trans girl should use the girls bathroom. Leaving aside the fact that if gender is that fluid it shouldn’t matter which bathroom you use (Why do you care if it’s so arbitrary anyway? Why participate in a system you think is draconian? Why insist on being lumped in with…

My brother and I used to make fun of the nerds who played D&D while trading baseball cards and arguing for hours about who was better between Magic and Bird.

Yeah, the first few tweets I was thinking “ok, I guess this is ok, he’s trying to be edgy, but nothing too stupid or crazy” and then we got to that one!

Don’t you have some murders and executions to get back to?

Better hit than we’ve seen from the Jets this year.

More like most impressive feet...you know, because he plays soccer.

I don’t know about all the God and Satan stuff, but a first grader who is “trans” is almost certainly a pet project of abusive parents, and needs therapy, not entrance into the other bathroom.

You’re at a night game in the upper deck. Honestly what the fuck do you expect?

While this is a good joke, at some of these places the Uber driver will pick up a passenger and then have the passenger request the ride - this prevents the “where the fuck are you?” telephone calls that constantly happen between rider and driver after sporting events and concerts.

Yeah, all jokes aside, it is probably at least as dangerous as playing football.

Agree to disagree on how much benefit Tom Brady would have for the Niners. That being said, you are retarded if you think you can definitively declare what would’ve happened in a hypothetical like this. It would have been a completely different game. All I’ve said is that Kaepernick’s value has diminished greatly…

JFC, that’s what you get hung up on. Why don’t you rewrite it and I’ll nitpick your foolishness?

Tell that to Superman.

“But there’s no reason for this kind of shit.”

I see you’ve regurgitated a boring, stale take and added absolutely nothing. This is what passes for social commentary? We are fucked.

What is no they probably would not have?

Eh, some people are afraid of analytics.

So who defends Zacarias Moussaoui then?

This story had nothing to do with Citizens United. I mean, you didn’t say it did I guess, but given that it was a story about election law some people could be confused.