Didn’t it come out that this store had been robbed more than once, with at least one instance where the criminals were driving a similar car to this one. It is unfortunate that the people who robbed the store bear a resemblance to John Henson and it is probably a coincidence that they received a mysterious phone call…

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Some day, that little fucker will want mac and cheese.

(it’s not okay what he did - here’s what I hear)

Lewis published a book that recounts the events of a double murder and its trial in which his retelling differs from his own testimony in both scope and framing.

I was invited to a VIP Watchmaker event by Omega. Mostly because my father in law couldn’t go and the Omega Botique had me down for a few services and repairs. As they gave this super intimate talk and had me disassemble and reassemble a movement these guys could do in ten minutes, I just kept thinking about everyone…

I particularly like that the thing he apologizes for, at least in the excerpts, is being a little too flashy with his clothes. He’s sorry he wore a mink and a Piaget, you guys. Please, find it in your hearts to forgive him for his crimes...of tacky commercial excess.