@worthless_cos: It's too bad that'll never happen. Even thought we literally OWN GM we're not ever going to get a say.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Or, mayhaps a tiny canon? :O

:)

@Unholy_Hero: Don't worry, so did I. It was a good mashup on the bannable memes. :P

@acidrain69: Never heard "Can't afford Apple" from an Apple user though, they're always trying to justify buying their new iPhone non-subsidized because they just NEED to have it. Or that iPad because they NEED to have because they're tired of their fully capable laptop, or their Apple TV... etc, the list can go on…

@JalopJeff: BADGES?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!

@TexanIdiot25Now with 40 miles per gallon: Ahhaha, oh man, I feel you on the burning oil bit. Hell, my PGFI CRX burns about a quart every couple months. Quite the annoyance, but I pass smog easily.

All I can think of when I see that picture is:

@TexanIdiot25Now with 40 miles per gallon: Looks like you took that picture with a camera phone, meaning that the picture is probably no older than a couple years... So 20 years out of a car and having to get it towed ONCE seems like a pretty damned good track record to me.

@denryoku: Damn, you took my idea for a comment haha. :D

@shaneschofield: Oh man, that would be horrible...

No offense to the other writers here on Jalopnik, but I look forward to reading your articles the most every single weekend Murilee.

Had no idea that make nuclear weapons had been set off in the AZ/NV area. :/

@Curves: Wow! Someone on here that isn't in love with their Macbook? And she has a star?!

@sleekmotorwurkz: Good ol Mr. Clocky.

@WrittenPyramids: You must tell me the name of this application so when I get my android phone I can get it.

CRZ in the background.. Yet he's talking about the Porsche automatic trannies?

@Rosa Golijan: Been looking for that - thanks for the link.

@Kaspir: I've seen quite a few tl;dr posts on articles that are essays or really long stories. The sad thing is that most of them are really well written and worth the 10-20 minutes they take to plow through.

@webdevmike: +10000!