He kinda sounds reasonable at the beginning of the quote, but then you get to the end and he’s basically saying “make sure you cover your tracks better.”

There’s a joke in there somewhere about Destro getting rich selling weapons to both sides of a war...

Ten more and he can fight Bowser!

“He’s a regular guy, just like me!”

On the radio this afternoon, I heard a story about his boy Mike Pence speaking with Evangelicals asking them to forgive Trump for what he’s said.

I remember hearing that bullshit when all the Bill Cosby accusers came forward. And to that I say, “fuck all the way off.”

It means people will have to start preparing for a life in politics about, oh, around the time they can form thoughts.

I never understood people using the Joker (especially Heath Ledger’s) to criticize politicians.

I wonder how Trump would react if someone asked him “how does it feel knowing that should you win, the GOP will find some way to remove you from power, so the guy they REALLY want—Mike Pence—takes over?”

I know, right?

Man, Trump had a golden opportunity to kick off the second debate with something like, “I take full responsibility for what I said and I’d like to address the young men of the nation and tell them this kind of behavior is wrong and needs to stop.” Can you imagine?!

But-but the white lady on Fox News said racism was over once Obama got elected...uh, but then he brought racism back by talking about it.

Hopefully it will be less “final dungeon boss reveals his true form” and more “Wile E. Coyote trying to fly to the moon with ACME rockets.”

OH JEEZ. A Deadpool cosplayer wearing a “Squad” Harley wig and jacket and Slave Leia’s breastplate.

No, I get you. I watch them all the time so I’ve heard them talk passionately about games they love, but if you were to listen to a random episode and hear them trash Ocarina of Time or modern Mario games, I can see how that would be what someone would take away.

Grodd would eat him for being so stupid after an hour. No one would stop him.

Excellent loop editing!

They’re not “OMG SO FUNNEH” funny, they’re more chill and have more of a hanging-out-with-friends vibe. Arin gets a little over the top screamy at times, but Dan’s always cool.

Someone should hit Trump with that.