Since someone in his corner tugged on his sleeve and said, “Uh, excuse me, sir? Your popularity with women is sinking like the Titanic. Yes, I saw the movie too. Yes, what’s-her-name was hot. But, but you need to work on the...*ahem*...’women problem’ as you once called it. No, not their periods, sir. You know what,…

Of course THEY will die, but then you see kids whose parents are encouraging this kind of behavior, and its like that final scene in “Prometheus” where the proto-xenomorph busts out of the dead Engineer.

It’s crazy how some dudes can be downright terrified of being compatible with women that other people won’t find attractive/be jealous of.

The fucked up part is while normal people would be horrified, his supporters would shout, “that’s what they get for not being us!”

$740 million? Impressive, but didn’t a WB exec say (on opening weekend) that it needed to make $900 million for them to consider it a success?

Going by fan art online, you’d think Gardevoirs were ONLY female.

“How am I supposed to imagine my character having sex with THAT?! The guy I go to for art commissions can’t draw mermaid tails!”

The little girl’s father was a State Alchemist (government funded) who became famous for creating a talking chimera (secretly made when he fused his wife with an animal; he told people she left as a cover).

“Are you or have you ever been associated with HYDRA?”

I do see a surprising amount of FNAF toys next to the Ninja Turtles and the Transformers...

I half-joke with my OP fan friends that the show is nothing but huge tits and everyone has a tragic backstory where someone died/lost a limb.

I just think if you’re gonna fault TFA for taking a galaxy of possibilities and just going “Fuck it! Another planet-busting superweapon!”, then you kinda have to say the same thing about Return of the Jedi.

Whenever the Republicans trotted out American Sniper’s widow to face Obama, I wish he’d said, “you know, your new GOP buddies...have you, uh, asked *them* why funding for veterans has been slashed?”

The only reason Starkiller Base was the THIRD Death Star is because Lucas already did a SECOND one in ‘83.

I just want someone involved with Episode 8 to come out and say, “we know, we know. Don’t worry, we’re not just gonna do ‘Empire’ again.”

WHY do people forget this?! Ren was an asshole and he hated Finn, so of course he’d string his victim along for as long as he could. But yeah, as soon as Finn got a lucky strike, Ren got serious and dropped him in a matter of seconds. And he didn’t kill Rey because he wanted to take her as an apprentice.

I’ve also heard people say that when a pairing is officially denied by the story, “the canon sunk the ship.”

I grew up watching cartoons that made Clinton jokes. Does Trump think NO ONE has talked about it before?

What do you want to bet if you checked their internet history (because people like that are never smart enough to clear it or use incognito tabs), that would be their top-searched porn type?