And then you have dudes who go out of their way to modify/repaint NERF guns to look uncomfortably similar to actual combat rifles.

“I got mine, fuck you” and “you’re taken care of, fuck worrying about other people” are two very non-Jesusy cornerstones of a party that loves to use religion as a shield.

“Lando’s thinking of how he can explain to Han some of the stuff that was done to Leia at Jabba’s Palace...”

“I’m still mostly BLIND. I don’t know why I have to turn around while she changes.”

I hope he goes off to college, discovers weed, and falls in love with a Mexican girl. That’ll show mom.

“Dirty, Whore, Barefooted Bitches.”

*Reads “sexy characters are fine, but let’s not have them be the only option”*

God, how gross is gonna sound the first time Kaepernick gets knocked down particularly hard, and the stadium erupts into “USA! USA!” chants like it’s a fucking Trump rally.

Yeah, but for some it was less “we ended it because we realized how horrible we’d been acting” and more “UGH. FINE. We WON’T do it anymore. Happy now?”

“Hey, uh, you say ‘support the troops!’ all the time, but you weren’t upset when they cut funding to programs that aid returning veterans, and the only supplies you’re sent our way are ‘thoughts and prayers.’ So...”

People must be SO grateful they can outrage so much over his “disrespect to the flag and what it stands for” that they don’t have to waste any brainpower on *why* he did it or his message.

Though I would wear a shirt that says “I wish I was Sigourney Weaver."

I wonder how many of those people calling Kaep a traitor for disrespecting America have also said, “if Trump loses, we’re gonna hafta revolt and take down the guv'ment."

Answer: No.

Reminds me of people who say stuff like, “I’ve never experienced racism towards myself, never saw it happen to anyone I know, and I myself am not racist, therefore racism doesn’t exist.”

That’s how I read it. If he threw shade at Trump and didn’t touch Hillary, he’d be blasted even more than he is currently.

I like how “oppresses black people” is in quotes like it’s something Kaep made up.

If you got money, you don’t have a right to complain.

I’m glad he touched on the “I’m using my voice to speak for others who won’t be heard,” because a vast majority of the criticism I’ve seen on FB is in the “WAAH WAHH, I’M MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PLAYING A GAME AND I FEEL OPPRESSED! SHUT UP AND PLAY OR GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY, TRAITOR!” category.