Like I’ve said elsewhere, saying “I don’t like what he’s saying but I’m gonna vote for him anyway” is code for “I’m not in his crosshairs, so fuck it, I don’t care."

Going by your quote of what he says when you get to choose your team, doesn’t that make him more of a breeder?

“And then I beat all the Legendary Pokemon from all the regions on my own. Blanche and Candela were so thankful, we got pizza and they let me stay up late and play all the video games I wanted. It was the best day ever. The End.”

#FoundTheInstinctMember

I saw a FB post calling it “blatant disrespect.”

No, I think that’s what his whole “the election will be rigged” speech was about. He’s already putting it into his followers’ heads that if he loses, it’s not because the majority of Americans are decent, level-headed people, but because CHEATIN’ HILLARY (TM) stole the election.

Fuck, I should have saved it, but there was a comic floating around where a group of people are sitting around a small campfire in a bombed-out, post-apocalyptic city, and one of them is saying something like, “Yes, things are bad now, but for one glorious moment I was able to say I helped stick it to Hillary. You…

Mega Venusuar and Vaporeon are too good together.

I remember this one!

The way I’ve had it explained to me, it’s the GOP’s “everyone has a fair chance to advance/bootstraps!” mindset, plus Liberal social issues, with a healthy dose of “DEFUND ALL THE THINGS!/NO HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT!"

Came to read comments

That happened to me three times while walking yesterday. Annoying as hell.

Motherfucker has a Venusaur, Blastoise, and TWO Charizards, and I can’t find a Squirtle.

COP: You up to anything suspicious, kid?

It’s like telling someone “the game gets better 20 hours in” or “season one sucks, but you have to watch it to understand what’s going on in the superior season two."

Friendly suggestion to One Piece fans:

Higher level thinking and technology already seems like magic to simpletons, so we decided to run with it.

Great!

I have a theory that if someone buys a gun for home defense and instead of thinking, “I hope I never have to use this” thinks, “I can’t wait to use this!” then maaaaaybe they’re a little crazy.