You may not have been asking for a single response to speak for all women, but that—from what I’ve heard talking to friends—is what other some dudes want.

Has there ever been a movie that was loved by critics, but then had people say, “it’s great that you liked it, but it wasn’t *for you.*"

Custom. Hasbro couldn’t have used a Skeletor mold since Masters of the Universe is owned by Mattel.

I wondered why this looked weird to me. Then I realized it was because the blue is Skeletor’s skin, so it looks like he’s going commando here.

1. Draw young girls

Anime Rule #18: It doesn’t matter if they look 12, as long as the official bio says they’re of legal age or a 1,000-year-old demon/vampire, it’s OK!

NOT LETTING ME USE MY RELIGION TO LIMIT THE CIVIL LIBERTIES OF PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE IS PERSECUTION!

“From the brown people, from the poor, from the gays, and those feminist bitches.”

8", I think (only caught glimpses of it when we were roommates. Thing is, I’ve known him for close to ten years and the only women he attracts are shorter, petite women who like his tall, muscular frame. That may be part of it.

I have a buddy who’s packing down there; he’s frequently commented how it’s more of a hindrance than a blessing.

I hear that’s one of the side-effects of viewing a lot of porn; you start to compare yourself to those horse-cocked dudes like that’s “normal,” when in reality they’re the exception, not the rule.

In the film, he’s gonna attack people by throwing Mandarin flamethrower carts.

“The media is pushing stories about cops killing black people and politicians wanting to rescind civil rights to distract you from the REAL issues!”

Life is like a box of chocolates; the fatter you are the quicker it goes.

Instead of trying to be nice guys, we men need to strive to be good people.

I was in college when Obama won the first time. Shortly after, my roommate said he was going to Walmart to buy out their stock of a certain type of bullet (a small caliber, used for shooting rodents on his ranch) because he had heard that “Obama was gonna ban the sale of that ammo.”

San Japan 7 was my first big con, and holy jeez, I was completely overwhelmed by the sheer scope of it.

I haven’t thought of that series in years...

*shrugs* I have a practically crippling foot fetish and I’m not very religious at all (though my family is, so maybe...?)

There is that whole “washing of the feet” thing.