“Can I visit your base?” is so adorable.

You’re gonna bring up Mega Charizard and Blastoise, but neglect Mega Venusaur, who is a friggin’ tank?

“I hope he doesn’t get assassinated” is one of those things that creeps into your head every now and then and you kinda force yourself to not think about it, but then you hear someone else say it and it makes you pause. It shakes you.

To paraphrase George Carlin, “once you’ve born, they don’t wanna hear from you until you’re old enough to work for them or go to war for them."

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice?

“Global warming? Pfft. I’ll be dead by then. Not my problem."

1. Disguise anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-poor, anti-minority rhetoric as “good Christian values.”

Sex is like boxing; if one person doesn’t agree to participate, the other is committing a crime.

It feels so good cutting off someone like that. A year ago I finally got up the nerve to tell someone who had been stringing me along for ten (!!!) years that I didn’t want her in my life anymore.

It’s about ethics in butt-slap animations.

It’ll probably have the same stinging effect as dilophosaur venom.

A few lines later he mentions something like, “they don’t want to hear about you until you’re old enough to be cheap labor or cannon fodder."

Being smart is like being attractive—if you have to tell people you are, you’re not.

Maybe it’s a “if I prove my loyalty/worth, I won’t be targeted with the rest” thing?

My favorite bit is when some goons call him and Hawkeye: “Purple Arrow and Ninja Spider-Man!”

Because his creator—Rob Liefeld—basically took wise-ass Spidey, gave him guns and swords, and had him kill people. The resemblance to Spider-Man and Deathstroke is NOT accidental.

It’s not our freedom, but our dick-waving “everyone has to play by OUR rules” way of thinking that makes the rest of the world hate us.

“Classless thug” is one I see a lot.

“This isn’t about race or the color of your skin, boy!”

This game was all about Manning from the start. You knew that even if Carolina had won, a majority of the talk after the game would have been “What will Peyton do now?”