I don’t wanna get all conspiracy theory here, but I think that was when the Panthers realized, “we’re gonna have to play better than the Broncos AND the refs.”

Where’s the commercial for that?!

Not sure. Maybe because I tend to overthink/analyze things and am really self-conscious? I kept mulling over those articles and webcomics and thought, “you know, it CAN’T be a coincidence that they nailed down damn near every thought I’ve had over the past X years regarding this person, including the ‘I can accept her…

A woman. Long story short: we dated, didn’t work but wanted to stay friends. When talking with her about my situation with a different lady friend, she called me out for acting like a Nice Guy and sent me some links to read.

GOP: No birth control, and gut the education systems/rewrite history to make us look better.

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ...

Thanks!

No offense to the guys I know, but I have friends who are both fatter than I am and not traditionally attractive who are either engaged, married, or have children.

I was probably a Level 1.5 Nice Guy for several years, until I met someone who straight up told me, “you got a pretty shitty way of treating women.”

But when they do try something new, no one sees it.

Wasn’t there a thing where people were using “a person’s a person, no matter how small” to denounce abortion, but then they found out Seuss was pro-choice?

During my college time, Cruz would have been the guy who camps and screenwatches in Halo, whines when you turn items off in Smash Bros, and spams fireballs in Street Fighter.

Oh, jeez, yes. Joker/Harley and 50 Shades are in that same “if this is your gold standard for relationships, you need higher standards” category.

Yup. They use it as kind of a “we’re both weird but we make it work” thing, totally glossing over all the other stuff.

It’s SO WEIRD when I hear other nerds (male and female) say they want a love story like Joker and Harley.

The five-years-older-than-me woman I lost my virginity to during my first semester of college once told me she would “teach me everything she knew, to prepare me for the next woman.”

Did they ever say they’d “hang Obama out to dry?"

As scummy as the GOP is, I too feel for J!eb. I prefer my opponents to go away angry and frustrated but then later calm down and realize the error of their ways, not on the verge of tears.

I wondered if his “illegal” comment was a swipe at Cruz’s ethnicity or the actual legality of his tactics.

‘MERRICA, GAWDDANGIT!!!