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He’s like a cartoon character who runs at the first hint of danger, then when the coast is clear he pops back up and says stuff like, “You guys only did so well because they knew you were with me and they’re afraid of me; good thing I scouted ahead for a place to hide, just in case things got too rough for you; I

“People aren’t giving me enough credit for being rich?”

In my experience, those who complain about political correctness, people getting offended, and the “pussification of America” are the ones who cry the easiest and loudest when something doesn’t go their way.

One of the reasons why I support an open-carry ban on college campuses.

I think it was the Belated Media discussion about the movie where I found out that when confronting Mewtwo, in the Japanese version, Mew says something like, “you are unnatural and are unworthy to exist; I have come to destroy you.”

Isn’t the GOP the party of “use a brain-dead woman’s body as an incubator because ALL LIFE IS SACRED?”

Where’s my “Groot playing with Street Sharks hand puppets” fanart, Internet?!

I’ve been making that sound effect for years, but I just now realized how to put it into words. Thank you.

I take it you never saw the Star Trek or Universal Studios Monsters ones?

There are different tournament formats. It’s been a while since I played, but it’s the current stuff > the older stuff > the REALLY old stuff.

It’s crazy when you think that my generation was raised to cheer for someone like Steve Urkel.

Crazy-ass fans—people you have never and will never meet—will threaten to murder you if your accusations jeopardize the football season, and people wonder why victims are hesitant to report rapes.

I got the Samurai Vader from AmiAmi on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, the peg that the head crest plugs into was bent to hell right out of the box. I contact the site and they’re sending me a replacement, but it’s been stuck in Japanese post ever since...

It’s a conundrum. I see attractive women at cons and comic shops and I want to speak to them, but I tell myself, “they’re not here to to get hit on!” and go on my way. I’m just as afraid of rejection as I am coming off as one of THOSE guys. But that could just be me overthinking things.

Kinda like how when someone said “if life was a video game, playing as a white male would be Easy Mode,” white dudes got all pissed off.

“Every politician is a corrupt liar in the pocket of big business...except the ones I support.”

Guys like this absolutely shrivel when hearing jokes aimed at men’s shortcomings.

Movie Janine or cartoon Janine: the eternal question.