“We chose to build our village in the shadow of the great steel golem. Legend tells of a time when his kind roamed the land and waged battles to defeat the evil forces of a shapeshifting warlord, Megatronus.”

I was scrolling through the comments quickly and came across the pictures of Midna. I wondered, “who posted these? Was it that Jango guy?”

That’s true. Curry *is* a great shot, but James’ advantage comes in his near-inhuman combination of size and speed.

I’m not a LeBron fan (because of LeBron fans), but I’ve never said he was a terrible player; the guy is a beast and he has my respect as an opponent.

My Facebook timeline.

LeBron fans when another team loses a player to injury: “Hey, that’s the game. If you lose one of your top guys, it means someone else needs to step up and perform. No excuses.”

That’s how I saw it last year, when LeBron cramped out against my Spurs. I was glad they won that game, but I wanted him to be good for the rest of the series because I’m one of those “I want to beat you at your best, so there’s no doubt and no room for excuses” kinda guys.

I miss the art style/quality of old DBZ. Everything now is too clean and shiny.

“So I can make my character a lesbian!”

Who would win in an eating contest—Luffy or Fat Buu?

Until it becomes popular enough, then a series will go on as long as it’s profitable.

You know koozies exist, right?

Is there a way to say “I respect LeBron’s skills and who he is as a person, but I don’t particularly care what he does 24 hours a day” without having someone run up to me and say “HATERS GONNA HATE HASHTAG CAVS NATION!!!”

A friend of mine who grew up in Mexico says the same thing. “Spanish Vegeta is best Vegeta.”

I like how they try to hide Freeza’s gold mode, when it and Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan have been plastered on the internet since they were spoiled.

This is hilarious and sad, because it made me laugh and would drive me goddamn insane if it happened with an expensive figure I ordered online. It’s embarrassing, but I will stand in the toy aisle and stare at a figure for a good ten minutes, comparing it with ALL the other copies on the pegs to make sure I’m buying…

“Whoa, now. What are you gettin’ at with your hand there, lady?”

and they’re barefoot, which is a bonus for me~

I loved EMH, but I have to agree that giving Ultron a “Darkest Timeline” Tony Stark personality worked much better as a stand-alone film villain than “EMOTION DOES NOT COMPUTE. EXTERMINATING ALL LIFE.”