Does Vision have the power to hack Ultron’s network or something?

OMEGA SPREEM.

I hadn’t paid any mind to the Combiner Wars toys until I was in Walmart one payday and got the “I gotta buy a new toy!” itch and picked up Breakdown. Pure hand candy. I wanted more.

I got that from a friend last night. “Yeah, well, you like the Cowboys, and Dez Bryant did the same thing!”

I would like to say something to all the LeBron fans bragging about how they swept their first round and the Spurs lost in a Game 7, but I’m going to follow my team’s lead and walk away with dignity.

“And this...is to go beyond...the FIRST ROUND!!”

You don’t have to be a feminist, just a fan of common sense.

A friend of mine bought me the box set of that series for Christmas.

“Ready?! GO!!!”

One of the times Goku’s fighting intelligence shone through—when he realized that sacrificing speed for power would get you killed, while Vegeta and Trunks were out getting their asses beat because of it. Then later, Cell learns that same lesson the hard way.

Toriyama didn’t even like SS3. He regretted letting Goku get more muscular as he powered up, which is why he actually slims down in SS God form.

I’m not that big a Vegeta fan, but even I’m annoyed with how he went from Great Ape to buttmonkey over the course of the series.

In Battle of Gods, Beerus mentioned other realities. I would love it if one of those was a GT universe, just to fuck with the haters.

I feel the same way whenever the JonTron conspiracy theorists come out of the comment section woodwork on Game Grumps videos.

Yeeessss...

It’s insane to look back at the Deluxe Armada “Bendy” Prime, who isn’t as articulated as modern Deluxe figures, and think *that* had enough articulation to set fans’ hearts a flutter.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—third party Transformers makers don’t have to worry about things like safety standards, price ranges, budget concerns, shelf space, and any number of things Hasbro has to deal with when getting a toy to market. Most third party figures are based on 30 year old character…

It wasn’t “his own skin,” it was actually *his face* that he carved off, lost, found again, and attached back on with belts.

Anime Waifu Rule #1: It’s okay if she looks 10 years old, so long as the official bio states she’s really a high school senior, a thousand-year-old demon, or both.

BLACK POISON OF MY HEART!