From Great Ape to butt monkey in five seconds.

The Android Saga is my favorite, because not only was Cell such a cool villain, but it felt like all of Z was leading up to that point. Dragon Ball was Goku’s story, but DBZ was Gohan’s; he starts off as a pansy and you think, “how in the hell is this kid the son of GOKU?!” But he goes through shit and loses friends…

See, this is the kind of response I was looking for. I make a joke, and someone comes in and says “actually...” and explains why I’m wrong/half-right in a way that makes the source material seem interesting.

I haven’t sat down and watched any of it, even though I have a lot of friends who urge me to.

Giant humanoids attack.

Wasn’t there a Japanese commercial for Zelda: Link to the Past that had choreographed dancing and singing?

Reminds me of a mod I saw for the PC version of Street Fighter 4. Not only did it make all the female characters barefooted, but it created entirely new foot models that were more detailed than the entire rest of the character.

No, see, as someone who’s never been in a real fight before, I can tell you with 100% certainty that fighting someone with your wang flopping around wouldn’t be realistic. It would be an easy target, and it would get in the way of the proper form of your sweet roundhouse axe kicks.

Reminds me of the gas stations in my area; they sell glass “incense burners,” but they’re clearly bongs. Their defense is “we have no control over what customers use our products for.”

Forget the boobs—why does she have Tony Stark style palladium poisoning markings?

Yup. I ordered Dedede and Meta Knight from a Japanese site and because of the weak yen, got them for around $9 each.

3, then 2, then 1.

For the record, an “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” marathon sounds like a great time. Throw in a pizza and hot wings and we’ve got ourselves a cozy little evening in.

Oh, I didn’t mean he beats them. But I bet they can yell pretty good.

Some friends and I were talking about DBZ, and one of them ventured the idea that the Briefs household is actually pretty messed up. Kid Trunks desperately wants Goten to come over and play all the time, so he figured Vegeta and Bulma must fight a lot when company’s not around.

I’m still hoping they release variants based on all the Koopalings, just to drive a friend of mine INSANE.

At what point does one become a scalper? Because I found four Gold Mario; I sold one to a friend for retail price, I'm trading one for a Rosalina, I sold one to cover the cost of the three that were mine, and the last I'm debating on keeping or trading for some Marvel Legends figures.

At what point does one become a scalper? Because I found four Gold Mario; I sold one to a friend for retail price,…

Moe blobs.