Giant t-shirts are a fat man's best friend.

Guacamole is dumb and you're all dumb.

Ditto, growing up I was taught to root for the Packers and whoever the Bears were playing. Illinois is full of loud dipshits in leased Audis.

Wisconsin: Minnesota is annoying but Illinois can eat a dick.

Someone else may have written this but he's 6'10" now. He's grown over an inch since the Bucks drafted him.

I've been looking at tickets all week too but at a base price of $125 (with fees) to sit on those benches in January is too much to swallow. Plus if I go I'd end up buying two tickets and bringing someone.

It has been reported locally that Green Bay only had 2,000 playoff tickets left to sell in the final week last year. This year — because no one expected them to make the playoffs after Rodgers got hurt — they had 40,000 to sell in the final week.

Thanks Obama.

And this guy had like three times as many followers as me. Maybe I need to be a little more terroristic on Twitter.

Remember the days when a kid got an F in a class and the parents would punish them? Now they try to get the teacher fired. Progress!

If this doesn't make you a Belieber I don't know what will.

Last time I read about a challenge of basic spelling abilities we got this:

The lesson to be learned here is to not use secret code words that sound like secret code words.

I've heard a lot of criticisms of Packers fans over the years — many of them well earned — but being too quiet in a sports bar is a new and confusing one. You're telling me that the drunkest fan base in all of professional sports is too reserved before the game starts for your tastes? Maybe if there's a giant plate of…

Wasn't talking about the fans. I was talking about the other players. I'm sure that 90% of the other Yankees hate A-Rod right now. Read what some of the players are saying about the other suspended players.

Considering the backlash against this round of PED users among the players I wouldn't be surprised if that was the wishes of the rest of the team. I don't ever recall active players speaking out against other active players in this manner. Maybe the players and the union really are sick of PEDs. (Although all the…

Imagine explaining a twitter spat to John Wayne.

To be fair, that's what my TV looks like after 11 seconds of Around the Horn too.

So that's where all of Andy Reid's unused Ts end up.

I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan. I knew the race was on this afternoon and never flipped over but I do pay attention to it and I'm pretty sure all these expert commenters comparing NASCAR to the WWE have never actually watched it.