I used to walk to a Mom-and-Pop grocery store by my house and buy packs of these as a kid. The gum tasted strangely like Tabby.

The show has a great cast and it's like 75% improv. It's hard to believe that a show with such a lame sounding central theme is one of the best comedies on TV but it is. Start watching it immediately.

Hey Kobe, tell me how my alimony tastes!

I wasn't trying to be snooty. I have a torrid love affair with Mac & Cheese with Hotdogs cut up into it. I'm just as happy to eat it at 34 as I was in the 4th grade ... or should I say grade 4?

Sorry, how about Velveeta Shells and Cheese with Ball Park Franks cut up into it? Is that better?

Name me one thing that isn't instantly made delicious with a bit of Frank's.

A grenade.

I liked it better when they just used boobs to sell alcohol.

Make sure you act like you're bored with everything and unimpressed by everybody. That way people know how much of a big-shot you are right off-the-bat. That's a good way to establish dominance right away.

I think it's damn good. It has just the right amount of bitterness I like in a dark beer. But I like most of the Leinekugel's brews (except Honey Weiss, that stuff is foul). It's very un-snobby craft beer and cheap as hell at the grocery store by my house — $5.99 a sixer. I love this state!

Ooh, I haven't done this in a looong time — Leinenkugel's Creamy Dark.

Don't feel bad; I caught The Waterboy and watched it until the end a few nights ago for about the two-hundredth time. I won't watch a new movie but I will watch the shit out of almost anything from about 1975-1998.

Either the picture or the story is inaccurate ... or possibly both. If this person was a "star of an NFL team" the picture wouldn't be a mystery to everyone here.

What is a Drake?

There are a lot. I've actually spent many boring nights on the road in hotels reading random Wiki articles over the last six months. Something that has interested me lately is extremely isolated but populated islands. Anything with geography is fascinating to me but there is something so foreign about living that…

This is how Delonte West sees the world.

Holy shit, I didn't know that. She is fucking gorgeous though.

I've watched from the beginning and I got the feeling that the show was originally going to center around Pete. The series started with him divorcing his wife and starting over but they quickly moved away from that being a central theme (other than his single sex-life). It's a great ensemble cast and I'm glad they all…

Ha!

Ha!