I'm having something called Wheat Monkey Ale from Lakefront Brewery in Milwaukee, you?

Everyone know NASCAR fans have no use for jimmies—they're a sin anyway.

I like that a lot. The reason that I don't call myself an atheist is that to be an atheist you have to believe that there is no God. There's no way to know. It requires faith, essentially the same amount of faith that people who do believe have.

How is it? I usually like wheat beers but I have't tried it yet.

That reminds me. I worked in a large grocery store during high school as well. I worked in the "grocery" department for the two years or so stocking shelves, retrieving carts from the lot, cleaning up aisle nine, etc. I actually liked the job, there were a lot of guys my age working in the store, there were lot of hot…

Slow-pitch is literally just a slow lob to the plate. You throw it exactly as hard as you would gently toss a bottle of beer across the room to a buddy. I "pitched" for a few years back when I was younger and I don't remember even thinking about arm fatigue. Ha!

Yup, Dirk should have had a ring alright but I think I just fouled D-Wade by typing that. (5-year-old joke)

I'm pretty sure it's Beer_Fart.

A combination of Land Shark, Summer Shandy and some Michelob crap called Beach Bum. I'm trying to pretend likes it's summer right now with the 10" of fresh snow on the ground outside my place.

Found your way over from the "beer can chicken rubs" thread, did ye?

Take ten or eleven pitching moves and you'll be good as new in the morning.

Been listening to this album all week—even though it doesn't come out for a few days yet. (Don't tell anyone, okay?) I know I'm a fanboy for these guys but this album is spectacular.

Deadspin's a hell of a drug.

It's pretty pointless. Our brand of humor/snark is not only unappreciated over there it's unwanted. Even more, what you might think of as funny or as mild natured ribbing they will perceive as trolling. And those chicks love to tell on people who they think are trolling. They even have a little tattle tail hashtag to…

Eagles are cool as hell. When I was a kid and they weren't as plentiful as they are now I saw a bald eagle swoop down out of the trees and catch a fish from the river right in front of me as I was fishing with a buddy. They are much, much more common than they were even 20 years ago now. One of the things the DNR got…

I saw a black bear eating some garbage at the end of a long driveway about 100 or so feet off the interstate only about 15 miles outside of the city. There are a ton of bears in Wisconsin and I've seen them while driving 4-5 times in my life but always in very rural areas or on small two-lane country roads. It was…

See, we can have nice things. Wonderful story, though.

Before they got rid of them a bit ago the $1 Buck Double from Burger King was my go-to quick, cheap meal. They were good for a hangover as well.

This leaves the PBL with a grand total of two teams for next season.

I think it's more of the typical NBA first round underdog syndrome. The Bulls have already looked past this series and are disinterested and the Pacers are playing their asses off. That said, the Bulls did win game one and will probably win tonight. Indiana will probably win game three at home and lose out from there.