@Insert Clever Name: Hello Wisconsin!

@Gamboa Constrictor: Who?

@UweBollocks: I know, me too. I used to really love Nitzer ebb - Showtime back in high school as well so what do I know anyway. I've included the first song for everyone's listening displeasure.

@UweBollocks: Piss off. I'm only 33, that's the new 22. Besides, I listened the hell out of The Doors double disc and Cream - Strange Brew in high school and that doesn't mean I'm in my 50's. It just means I like good music.

@UweBollocks: I was in 8th grade as well when it came out so I'm not that old, asshole. Metallica And Justice For All is right up there too for me but that came out when I was in like the 4th grade. I just listened to hell out of it in high school.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: There are about 10 but Angel Dust by Faith No More is probably my "one." I completely wore out a tape of that album before I upgraded to a CD of it.

@All Over But The Sharting: I wanted to play another JB's song from the V.I.P. album but I couldn't find it on YouTube. Holy crap, that never happens. So I'll settle for this because I want to listen to it.

@All Over But The Sharting: I know everyone has this shit but this album made being stuck in traffic a little better this afternoon.

@ReverseApeChemist: I haven't seen those Crystal Pepsi commercials with the Van Halen song in years either. You were probably excited about it for the same reason I was. We were young and soda (and everything else) is marketed at the young.

@IronMikeGallego: Seriously, someone else brought up Crystal Gravy not in this thread? This one is classic too: Puppy Uppers. If Michael Jackson had a dog.

@All Over But The Sharting: I was just bumping this on the way to the grocery store in my Hyundai. I am bad fuckin' ass.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: That's funny. I just on the phone before making plans to attend the Brewers spring training in Maryvale with a few buddies from CO.

@ReverseApeChemist: Crystal Clear Gravy.

@Telemundo: I'm not good enough at golf to play anything but public courses. Maybe when my pants start to creep up around my armpits.

@CalvinandJahv: A co-worker gave me a some very tasty venison sausage so I figured I'd get some sharp cheddar to go with it.

@I Like Cheap Beer: A beer permit? What is this nonsense? Do you live in Pyongyang?

@Bobby Ostrich: Move out and let him get evicted.

@wyomingcowboyup: I am pretty fucking bad at golf but always wanted to play Pebble Beach. Living in North like you I always remember watching Pebble Beach when everything was frozen here and being in awe of the views there.

I was returning to my building a while ago with a nice block of cheddar and some crackers to enjoy with my beer tonight. I walked into the entryway right behind a fairly attractive woman about my age. When we got to the security door she started fumbling around in her purse presumably for her keys when I said from…

@Gottliebs Cards: I don't swerve and risk potential injury to myself for an animal. This sounds harsh but it is how I feel.