I love Thom Wilson

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She was a badass potato. You are a horrible person. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

Your science is suspect, I suspect. My anecdotal evidence along with several independent studies have conclusively confirmed that my children are the cutest.

Show me a better pairing of The Doctor and Princess Rosalina (who would have been a great companion for 10).

I happen to think these two were the best :)

I found a free parking spot near the corner of Island and 13th Avenue. That was the major highlight.

I also tried absinthe for the first time.

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I thought he was in charge of the yearly Bilderberg meetings, directing the activities of all nations. He also runs the NFL and is in charge of FIFA.

Could it be????

Years ago a friend of mine and I were both in a Hollywood traffic school (we had both received tickets within a week of one another). During the first morning session, we kept sneaking glances at one of our classmates. Even though he had a beard, we were pretty sure he was Lance Guest. During the first break, we…

I'm sorry. For me, without a doubt, this is the apex moment of the series. All others pale in comparison:

The Cup is for closers.

Why do the Rangers remind me of Jack Lemmon in Glengary Glen Ross?

If it helps you sleep at night, maybe we can make a t-shirt for you to proclaim the Rangers the analytic winners of the series. Sadly, they don't give out the Stanley Cup for that.

Obviously you don't care and have no interest in anything beyond your simplistic ignorant view on the subject. Sadly, there is no surgery to fix your condition.

Do you or your wife have regular, debilitating panic attacks because of your baldness or her breast size?

It's so easy to dismiss the suffering of others when you cannot even begin to conceptualize what it means to suffer as they do.

Ah, the Spitzer! There is light in the sky that we can't see in the darkest parts of the galaxy.

The original Rollerball is still brilliant and wonderfully prescient.

Clarence Worley, throwing caution to the wind...

Check out this man's boom stick!