@avclub-4c37107b9dedb73b90f677930bf7728b:disqus Batman hasn't taken me down for that… yet.

These are really, REALLY good choices.

These are really, REALLY good choices.

Why does anyone read the Internet if they don't want to get spoiled? I was just reading comments from someone in the "20 movies that end with an afterlife reunion" inventory complaining that if you read all the entries, you found out information about how those movies ended. People are sometimes very silly about…

Why does anyone read the Internet if they don't want to get spoiled? I was just reading comments from someone in the "20 movies that end with an afterlife reunion" inventory complaining that if you read all the entries, you found out information about how those movies ended. People are sometimes very silly about…

I can definitely understand where people would get that impression. Having a character who's fantastic at everything sounds really exciting. The problem is that the movie spends much more time TELLING everyone that he's great at everything than proving it, and then he's humorless and smug and hateful about how much…

I can definitely understand where people would get that impression. Having a character who's fantastic at everything sounds really exciting. The problem is that the movie spends much more time TELLING everyone that he's great at everything than proving it, and then he's humorless and smug and hateful about how much…

Of course you are not. That is because Jack Reacher is the best at all the things. You can't have two people who are equally best at all the things.

Of course you are not. That is because Jack Reacher is the best at all the things. You can't have two people who are equally best at all the things.

The only reason I don't crack safes, like, all the time, is because I fear exactly that. Also, I'm superstitious and cowardly.

The only reason I don't crack safes, like, all the time, is because I fear exactly that. Also, I'm superstitious and cowardly.

That was on my shortlist too, but I couldn't risk being responsible for potentially spoiling it for a single person. Though if I were going to single out the one scene that made the movie for me, it would have to be Kristen Connolly figuring everything out while Pinhead Fornicus, Lord Of Bondage And Pain (according to…

That was on my shortlist too, but I couldn't risk being responsible for potentially spoiling it for a single person. Though if I were going to single out the one scene that made the movie for me, it would have to be Kristen Connolly figuring everything out while Pinhead Fornicus, Lord Of Bondage And Pain (according to…

I'M STARING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE.

I'M STARING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE.

No, they actually do that in the movie. He doesn't make a speech about it or anything, but he goes into a Goodwill, buys himself an outfit, changes into it, and throws everything else away. He doesn't own a car, hence needing to bully a terrified teenage girl into giving up hers. He doesn't have a fixed address, and…

No, they actually do that in the movie. He doesn't make a speech about it or anything, but he goes into a Goodwill, buys himself an outfit, changes into it, and throws everything else away. He doesn't own a car, hence needing to bully a terrified teenage girl into giving up hers. He doesn't have a fixed address, and…

We all kinda hate the short print versions of long-form reviews, but the industry is what it is right now. We're lucky we still have a print version and that it still runs reviews.

We all kinda hate the short print versions of long-form reviews, but the industry is what it is right now. We're lucky we still have a print version and that it still runs reviews.

The wrong version of the review posted — the 400-word version for print. Hope this version is a little more informative.