I remember reading the novelization of ET, and when Eliot calls his brother penis-breath, his mother chides him, shocked… and then spends a moment wistfully thinking about "penis breath" and how long it's been since she had a man in her life. That was the moment for me where it went from a totally random "hell damn…

Blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

That's actually pretty awesome. Do you remember the one that made it to air?

That's actually pretty awesome. Do you remember the one that made it to air?

Yeah, "smut" would perhaps be a better description.

Yeah, "smut" would perhaps be a better description.

@avclub-5c7646b1d39fc0715f330479e4e5f254:disqus found it, in case you want to see the original: http://www.theonion.com/art…

@avclub-5c7646b1d39fc0715f330479e4e5f254:disqus found it, in case you want to see the original: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Dang it, and I just found it, too. Turns out the text IS searchable, I just had the wording and the spelling of "chockomut" wrong.

Dang it, and I just found it, too. Turns out the text IS searchable, I just had the wording and the spelling of "chockomut" wrong.

That was originally from The Onion's American Voices column, about either the 2004 or the 2006 election. The question was about people's reaction to the outcome, and that was one of the answers. Another was something like "The people have spoken, and they have said 'Duh… I likes chocomut ice cream."

That was originally from The Onion's American Voices column, about either the 2004 or the 2006 election. The question was about people's reaction to the outcome, and that was one of the answers. Another was something like "The people have spoken, and they have said 'Duh… I likes chocomut ice cream."

It was Wynchel.

It was Wynchel.

@gitm:twitter  Over at Slant, our sometime contributor John Semley says the zombie is from House Of The Dead. And a gaming site put together art suggesting he's right:
http://segabits.com/wp-cont…

@gitm:twitter  Over at Slant, our sometime contributor John Semley says the zombie is from House Of The Dead. And a gaming site put together art suggesting he's right:
http://segabits.com/wp-cont…

Ralph's argument with Gene (and reason for going to the penthouse at the beginning) was half about cake "I've never had cake…I'd like cake") and then he went to a world full of cake (well, a cake is a part of it, but I'm pretty sure some of the ground there is cake - it looked it) and never once ate that cake.

Ralph's argument with Gene (and reason for going to the penthouse at the beginning) was half about cake "I've never had cake…I'd like cake") and then he went to a world full of cake (well, a cake is a part of it, but I'm pretty sure some of the ground there is cake - it looked it) and never once ate that cake.

Yup. Tapper (in which he's serving beer) and Root Beer Tapper.