Winston: That’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They’re not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they’re best friends.

I wish we stigmatized rape and abuse from a young age the way we do drugs. Can we get a D.A.R.E program for assault FFS?

Not really no. Guess you’re team Clint here, eh?

Motion to change colloquial word for “weak” from “pussy” to “balls,” seconded. Those opposed are balls as fuck.

““Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.” I guess it’s just the times.”

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

My daughter and I encountered two women in the middle of the day hunting Pikachus. The nerd conversation they engaged in with my kid made me blush. Awoman passed me last night at 11pm asking if it was my Snorlax she just beat the shit out of in the gym across the street. Maybe on a whole men are more obsessive because…

Your credit will recover. Your sanity will recover.

That’s a good point, I have noticed that too. And then men say that female gamers aren’t “real” gamers because of it..... ugh. I have a few mobile games I like to play, and I have a special place in my heart for the Nintendo, but I never got into Playstation or Xbox. I like my platformers. I <3 Yoshi. I guess I’m a…

I’m a gamer, too, but one thing I’ve noticed is that men tend to get more obsessive than women about it, to the point where it affects their work, school, or relationships. Maybe it’s a societal thing, where women who abandon their duties get looked down upon a LOT more than men who do the same.

Seriously. I start my day at 7:15 and have to drive a lot to get to work. I am in bed by 10 and up by 6. I need my damn sleep. And now that I’m pregnant, the idea of someone wasting their good sleep like that makes me want to punch people. I’m like, “I WISH I COULD SLEEP WITHOUT SOMEONE KICKING ME.” And I’m in my 20s.…

At the end of each sentence Ivanka spoke, my wife and I looked at each other and said something like, “Really? That’s literally the first time I’ve ever heard that.” At the end, my wife said, “Donald Trump is a progressive democrat! Huh. That’s an interesting position to take at the RNC.”

I have a one-cup one at my house because I don’t drink coffee and so I don’t know how to make it and this way it’s easy when I have guests. <shrugs>

Aman-DUH!

It’s not just your mom! So so many people really feel this way. They care about the fetus but not the kids who are born into poverty. Welfare is evil but so is family planning. Incredibly limber mental gymnastics to get into this headspace.

Agreed. I am also blonde, and I think that eggplant type purples are much more flattering than Peeps purple.

LOL OK. You just compared the children they brought into the world together, to your girlfriend’s botany hobby. I think we’re done here.

It gets worse, wait till you find out what the former Apprentice host did.

If you base your “allyship” and “feminism” on what internet commenters say, you were never either.

“Call me on my cell phone, Drake,” said Sia.