Can Chris Brown read the joke.....

if you are rubbing an ornate gilded bottle while you say this, you are part of the problem.

have you seen sam bee’s correspondents talk to trump supporters? they are amazing.

THIS. And why is no one in the biased liberal media asking the two most pertinent questions?

“What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim.

I would love to know how trains go off cliffs, really. They run on rails.

That is a valid legal defense? Cause my mom thinks I’m the shit.

YUP. It’s like from birth women are told that at ANY MOMENT they might be snatched off the street and had Horrible Things done to them. “If you’re lucky, they’ll ONLY rape you!”

Followed by, “you’re fat/ugly/stupid/drama queen/a cunt/SJW/the real racist,” for calling out their BS.

“Don’t be over-dramatic”

She was smart. Fuck him—let him get where he needed to go by bootstrappin’ it!

Kid, I hate to tell you this, mostly because I think you’re too fucking stupid to understand it, but almost nobody goes vegan because they hate meat and cheese. They go vegan because they hate animal abuse, needless slaughter, sexual violation and forced reproduction, environmental destruction, mass deforestation, the…

What decade and reality are you living in? I don’t know any woman who looks to marriage and being taken care of forever as a life plan. Only men are brought up to be self-reliant? Whaaat? Everyone has to work, male or female. Who doesn’t understand that, except for maybe rich people? What dimension do you exist in…

Why do Russian hackers name themselves Fancy Bears?

Yeah, although I’m sure this guy is a bad human being in most respects, what he’s pointing out here (maybe accidentally) is the way our sexist-as-hell society works. Americans assume that women must be the primary caregivers for children and the elderly. They assume that men get to dodge that responsibility. Now, it’s…

It cleansed my Facebook friend list....

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

Realistically, in a society where a single income is too little to support a family, is there anyone who “can have” kids by your standards?

Sssh, that nutty Elizabeth is going to pounce on this and run like a demented cat.

Chip/Johnathan forever. I will go down with that ship.