The answer is, “I don’t date guys.”

This is why I’m going to die alone.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY IS REAL, I TELL YOU!

That is EXCELLENT.

I love your daughter for this! I stopped wearing my retainer about a year after my braces came off, and as a result I have a gap between two of my top teeth, off to the side. It’s really noticeable in photos and makes me self conscious, but I’m going to try to take her lead and see it as my “cool gap.” :)

Well, clearly all his bus riding experience informs his perspective: women either have amazing thighs but have an eye patch or Amelie Poulain eyes with deep vein thrombosis in their upper legs.

Check this guy’s commenting history. He's all over this post negging women's neg stories. It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.

True story: Our daughter has one overlapping tooth near the front of her mouth. She actually refused to wear her retainer, because it annoyed her that the braces had straightened her “cool tooth.”

I don’t know, but I would probably have kept a close eye on my drink afterwards.

Such poetry

Seriously, what the fuck does that even mean???

Huh?

One that I and my fellow plus-sized ladies have heard way too fucking often: “you have such a pretty face.”

And then you pushed them into oncoming traffic right?

Also, he’s a former chemist, so he actually is a scientist and science is in his lane, which is the funniest part about all of this “blah blah the Pope should stick to faith” nonsense.

Ultimately, someone bided the full $69,000

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

Every single thing about this comment is why no one wants to fuck you ever.

Has anyone in the history of ever tried to get an abortion without the knowledge that a growing fetus was inside her? Probs not, fuckstick conservative assbags.

Yes! Valyarian Steel! I fooking loved their UK radio hit “Rockin’ til the Morning’s Light at the Break of Dawn Because We’re Rocking the Night into the Dawn”.