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I don’t understand why this couple actually believes that the rest of the world cares about THEIR marriage.

I thought this was about actual queen bees. Like, that you were claiming they don’t exist. And I was like, LOLWUT? Then I read it. It’s an interesting, not really bee-related, article.

i’m crying at work, this is the greatest picture ever.

Look at his stupid face.

...but that’s not even a funny joke.

I need a whole session of fucking de Loyola’s spiritual exercises to keep down my desire to commit violence to this face when it’s frozen in this truly pathetic expression.

or two of them

I wonder how many people up in arms here are even familiar with his work, specifically his early standup and the more current Comedians In Cars? This isn’t Jeff Dunham and his dipshit puppets, or anything else in the niche Blue Collar Comedy Tour. This isn’t even an old white dude on a ‘why can’t a say offensive stuff…

You know, I know that what Seinfeld said here is going to be anathema to a lot of people but, and I’m sure a Fallacy Monster will get me on this one, he’s easily one of the most successful(and in my opinion best) stand-up comedians who ever lived. Maybe his opinion on the state of comedy has some merit? Maybe there’s…

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

I never saw anger in the bride’s expression, in the first place. Also, my own face continues to scrunch up in empathy for what that hellish pinching bodice is doing to her boobs. Not nice, alterations department. Not nice.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS::::: Yes this. The trailers don’t do the movie justice. I love LOVED the scene with Michael MacDonald about her spy kit based on her spy persona. I teared up laughing so hard. Then when that joke came back around...too funny.

Logan WAS a dick! I’m rewatching season 5 now where she meets him, and he’s so manipulative in the way he talks to her.

My mom wants to replace it for us since she is the best woman on this earth. And now baby’s room is officially a dog free zone

So, who else is binge watching OITNB getting ready for season 3? I finished my kitty homage yesterday and I am ready, ready, ready!

so i got a paid writing gig this week (it only took 15 years post graduation!!!!) and i turned in my first assignment last night and it was accepted and applauded (wow!!) and i am really excited but cautious but really excited and it’s been a great day but now i realize i shouldn’t have celebrated with cake vodka and…

I had a massive mental breakdown last night. Yesterday we put this rug in my son’s room that we bought from Japan.

Long story short - the year between June6, 2014-June 5, 2015 was very bad for me. It began with a diagnosis of cancer for me, progressed to losing my house to foreclosure, and culminated in the recent death (more cancer) of my wonderful cat, Fresca. I wrote about that here. Thanks so much for the support. So today…

So I was bored today and just finished the last book I was reading. Apparently I went temporarily insane or something because I borrowed 50 Shades from my ex so I could see what it’s all about, finally. How did *anyone* read this shit without having a stroke or ruin their eyes from so much rolling?! I’m on chapter 6…