Most people around here probably put more effort into commenting about fake celebs than they do helping homeless people.

Hi Jezzies. I have a long and unfortunate one.

Hm. I saw Asif’s documentary on Ayrton Senna and I thought it was incredibly well-made and accurate (and I say this as someone who followed Formula 1 and Senna’s career, and also watched him crash on that fateful May 1st, 1994). I have no reason to believe he’s got an angle that would portray Amy in an untruthful way.…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

Me too. I really, genuinely think that would make everything better.

This is a pretty misleading headline. The “feminist” was murdered by her roommate, and the only thing they ignored with Yik Yak posts — an app countless stories have shown us is very difficult to pin on one single person.

He is. He totally is. I think he’s just too gentle and humble to do much other than, y’know, go to work and change the lives of preschoolers for the better every single damn day for 47 years.

Holy shit, that’s some inarticulate rambling, but you get it, right?

There’s a story Jewish people tell their kids (it’s not in the Torah, it’s a Midrash) about how Abraham smashed all the idols in his dad’s shop when he was a kid. I think that might be what she’s referring to. I think what she’s saying about the Oscar is kind of sweet! It’s symbolic of not worshipping fame and stuff.…

HE ONLY MAKES GOOD MOVIES IVE BEEN MAKING THIS CASE FOR YEARS

I want to not like Tom Cruise, but I want that so badly that it has somehow turned into unbridled love for every movie he makes. I CAN NOT HELP IT, SOME ONE PLEASE TELL ME A BAD TOM CRUISE MOVIE.

Franco will be DAMNED if he lets the Sexy Hamburglar be the most inexplicable McDonald’s-related thing that happens this week.

THIS. Yes. Enough with the figgy pudding.

Nope, I enjoy hand washing for the same reason I love showers.

They can cause lots of problems in your own plumbing, as well. (I mean your house/apt plumbing, not your ladyparts plumbing.)

I started to wonder about why society framed up menstruation as something disgusting.

1) DO NOT FLUSH TAMPONS, people.

$245 for something that looks like it came from Charming Charlie? That is a ripoff.

The thing I never understand about faith is that if yours is so strong, why do you give a shit what anyone else does.

I can’t believe the willingness to kill over a damn book that’s in mass print anyway. I know she didn’t do it but the fact that it has to be said so many times, like it matters, is mind boggling.

Sarah Jessica Parker never focuses on her looks...and yet all I hear are horse-jokes made by men.