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I have experienced intense, everything-the-movies-tell-you-will-happen, all encompassing, I.Cannot.Live.Without.YOU love. And that shit is exhilarating...and draining as fuck. Because if it does work, coming down from that high that you both experienced leaves you depressed and questioning the “after” phase of the

The liberals as snakes-eating-their-own-tails thing is spot-on, though. We see it all the time here on Jez’s comments sections. One person’s attempts at feminist thought don’t live up to some other person’s, so they get in a meaningless spat that leads to the “do you even want me on your side?” before the person

I just flashed to the motorcycle chase sequence in Age of Ultron. Natasha did so much in that sequence (drop from a Quinjet, race through traffic, scoop up Cap’s shield, toss it to him, and do all that stuff to get to Ultron’s truck), and I, as an audience member, did not question her ability to accomplish any of that

Anyone who creates something is an artist. Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean it isn’t art, it just means it’s art that you don’t appreciate. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Black Widow isn’t portrayed particularly progressively or interestingly in the film.

“Believe me, I have been attacked by militant feminists since I got on Twitter. That’s something I’m used to. Every breed of feminism is attacking every other breed, and every subsection of liberalism is always busy attacking another subsection of liberalism, because god forbid they should all band together and

Given that he’s been dealing with this crap (cf. Willow & Tara/Oz/Kennedy; Buffy & Angel/Spike; etc. ad naseum) since before many of those giving him it now were born, I am inclined to believe his statement.

. I’m still befuddled how their IRL clothes are nothing like their high end collection?!? Which I actually like.

WORST ROTTEN STRAWBERRY EVER.

Are we just gonna pretend that she does not look absolutely ridiculous here? I must not be in the loop because nothing about this merits the “bow down” and “slay” responses to me. Her facial expressions and poses are comical. She takes herself way to seriously for my taste.

I like the dress but I would have loved to see Beyonce wear something relevant. I would have liked to see her in this:

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

I love anything with an unnecessary hood. It is a weakness.

Is she literally having a photo shoot in the trailer of an 18-wheeler? Is it a room? Is that wall made out of painted science fair posterboard? I feel like a pie toss might take place there? But also maybe it’s an industrial freezer?

Solid color wall. Harder to detect the Photoshop.

My favorite Sofia Vergara soundbite about the whole ugly situation -

mishandling the $25bn acquisition of Compaq, getting ousted by the board in 2005 with a $21m golden parachute, repeatedly being named one of the worst CEOs in American corporate history

As a longtime married, who would marry my husband all over again, I’ve learned something really important:

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.