Haaa that person sounds insane! A widower. Sweet Jesus.

We’re on the same page for now....I’m the only one who anticipates disaster, but it’ll keep me ready ;)

He really is great. It’s so weird and I talked about it- he’s one of the best and most supportive friends I’ve ever had, but anything outside of the friendship and I feel like he’s treated me unkindly. He got the point last night. FINALLY. We’ll see where it goes. I’m ready to meet someone, but fuck if I can put the…

So man friend took me to meet his mom for a 5 day trip into the mountains. It was wonderful and fun and great and a further blurring of our friendship. We had a great week afterwards and then he starts to tell me about a girl he’s been talking to on okcupid. I tell him to stop telling me about it. That I can’t hear…

I say we all start our own trials and meet back for Saturday Night Social with the results

I had the same thought. SOLIDARITY.

SQUAD GOALS

I got a QUARTER and was so fucking stoked about it until I dropped it in the toilet and started to cry

Yaaaaaas

Right? I had NO DESIRE to see this film, but this preview? I’m into it.

Hey, she’s got a Master’s in Spiritual Psychology - the most scientific of sciences!

Well, it finally happened....I read a Yoko tweet and said “Oh, shut the fuck up,” outloud. Can we just retire her account?! There are actual clever people on twitter.

That snapshot looks like a baby’s butt.

Right? Like, most of us work right? I sometimes can’t answer for HOURS and no one has yet to freak out.

Oh for sure, I went multiple years, but it’s still super suspect especially since it was always on the move...

I respect that driver’s YOLO approach to food. When I worked for the Nevada Health Department in the rural division, we got to go to Burning Man to hand out water and condoms for a week basically and there were stories of the sushi van. My coworker who was a food inspector, made it his MISSION to find it, but no one…

Holy shit, she’s such a GOOD person. To focus on his fiance (now wife) shows how good she is. I would focus on her in the sense that I wish for her to be the agent of his karma, but that’s because I want assholes and liars to get what they deserve and a long and loving life is NOT one of those things.

I see that sag all the time, weirdly enough

God, I love Pakalu’s tweets SO MUCH

The fact that you contained your laughter makes you a god damn HERO