It’s like an underground beauty pageant with no reward...but in our hearts.

This is why we need a sarcasm font - my protest was most definitely NOT serious ;)

Hey no need for that. On my phone, it looked like a riding crop, on my computer it’s a golf club. I’m not the one continuing to yell that it’s a riding crop.

It’s the Jezebel edition of the blue/black white/gold dress

Agreed, but being in Memphis TCB and Elvis are paired up on EVERYTHING.

Just go full Elvis and call it TCB, why waste words? ;)

Ha, maybe, but it needs to be better than Klittra which sounds like a shitty “made for ladies” type of Mazda

Yeah, I’ll just stick with saying, “I masturbate.”

I love that it was a debate. LOVE IT.

See now I’m conflicted. It’s so short! Who carries around a minigolf club? Anything is possible.

Ah, I see I’m the only pervert that immediately recognizes it as a riding crop

OLD ;)

Actual thing I have said.

I WOULD. I’m a great cook, eat healthy most of the time, but GIVE ME ALL THE ABOMINATIONS TO TRY. :)

Memphis, F, 33 (OLD)

Hahahahahahaha to BYE FELIPE

Nah, that’s not ghosting. You were polite, said it was nice to meet them and went on with your life. That’s just good manners.

I was the unicorn of the municipal bus system! That’s going on my CV.

It’s a numbers game, one of us is BOUND TO FALL IN LOVE! ;)

This man said this while exiting a bus I was waiting for - it really got more romantic with that detail, didn’t it?